If I’m ever reincarnated as a mole rat, I know I have guaranteed employment.

It’s got shocks, pegs. Lucky.

The responsibility has been successfully transferred to the taxpayers.

A sci-fi drama about a guy who develops a brain tumor. The tumor becomes sentient and can communicate with the man through their shared thoughts. Over time, they develop a kind of friendship. At the end, the man must undergo brain surgery to remove the tumor. Despite being able to prevent the surgery somehow (haven’t worked this part out yet), the tumor allows it to happen anyway, knowing that it must die in order for the man to live.

I think I would write this as a short story, but I’ve never written any fiction before and don’t even know how to start.

dankness norm

To be fair, real-life dating is also shit.

This documentary was inspired by the murder of Gunnar Gunnarssonsson: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-OOpZitfd0

Yes officer, this comment right here.

Gordon Freeman, in the flesh.

Book is John Dies at the End?

This image would make H. P. Lovecraft shudder in disgust.

I’ve spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.

It’s raining men by the weather girls.

Ah yes, you’re right. I always confuse her character’s name with the title of the film.

She was in Matilda but I don’t remember her character’s name.

I’m starting to suspect that these Fox News guys might be somewhat biased.

When I read “never used a computer with a keyboard and mouse” my first thought was “wow, they only ever used punched cards” until I realized you meant they only used touch screens.

Should probably ban acorns too, because they sound too much like real guns. Or so I hear.

Somehow, Moss returned.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-q29hbEP04&t=4