It’s the ‘New Guy’ crap all over again.

“Awww look at us, we’re just some dopey but lovable, wholesome good ol’ boys that just so happen to want to eliminate all life on earth for the horrible crime of not being just like us in every single way! If you say anything about our genocidal urges, you’re clearly not wholesome like us!”

: “Don’t you get it, tankie? We have to be more and more Hitleresque or we will AlIeNaTe ThE wOrKiNg ClAsS!”

Modern day Sparta, man.

Right down to itching for a good war with the next best thing to Persia like le funny 300 movie!

FWIW Gratz!

AI art bros when the inevitable counter-culture forms and organic art becomes popular in a same way Vinyl came back to life

“You will become conservative when you get a job.” Says the people in a country where the rich see the fact they have workers as a problem to be solved and what few jobs are around are getting harder and harder to even get an interview for.

If that’s true, then porky has zero survival instincts.

“We did it reddit” ahh world leader.

Forgive me, but the Kroger is my go-to.

If I had more money I’d use shark brand.

c/MoreTankieBertstrips when?

And makes for a fine Pizza Tower level too!

I know the sign you’re talking about.

If porky needs me so badly that he would die if a single employee took one unpaid day off, then imagine all the extra cash we can yank out of that pig’s trotters if multiple workers threatened to not go to work unless he parted with some of his precious cash stack.

Sorry bossman, my landlord needs this money more than you. Don’t like it? Take it up with my landlord.

Props to this anon for trashing the US on 4chan. I respect your bravery.

I’m more of a Sriracha guy, but I might try this with some vegan mayo.

Can confirm, I legit go out of my way to drive a good bit to pickup Sichuan food if folks are hosting a get-together and propose Chinese. Thanks Rick and Morty for making regional differences in Chinese cooking more popular with the Szechuan sauce reference.

Agreed. I have no idea how to explain the concept of ‘reserve army of labor’ to people who still think porky will grow his business and hire more workers upon success.

Yep. My folks are still processing the concept of an employer saying “nah, I’m good.”

I forgot where, but there was a second thought video that explained that despite what numbers claim, there is simply more unemployed and underemployed people than jobs.

: “Did you know that by wanting to not give Trump everything he wants…you’re just playing into Trump’s hands!?”

Breaking news: The libertarian party announces that it will be disbanding as the democrats are now the perfect party for republicans that don’t hate weed (at least when white people do it).

God, dems are real lucky the CIA would quash any vanguard party.

All it would take are some somewhat serious leftists to win a governorship in Rhode Island or some shit and dems would either be irrelevant within a decade, or rebrand as a party by and for moderates and drop their progressive lip service altogether.

Sort of off topic but I love that ASIP moment. Aged like fine wine especially in 2024.

It always pisses me off that people who think humans are bad by nature almost always conclude that we must embrace our supposed evil nature, as therefore evil must be the real good and vice versa. If not just be indifferent to evil. I never see someone say that humanity’s evil nature should be suppressed.