I thought that was Adam Sandler behind the bald guy

The light saber vaccine, of course

I’ve been mistaken for an employee in different stores so many times because I just “look like I work here” even though I’m usually not wearing anything close to the store uniform. It’s happened at a gas station, flower shops, supermarkets, home improvement stores, and once at IKEA.

Ain’t nothing but a heartache

Pan fried vegan “meat” balls. 100gr risotto rice. Boiled brussel sprouts. Too much teriyaki sauce.

If I’m in the mood for a change, I substitute the “meat” balls for chicken, or cut the brussel sprouts in half and fry them cut side down in the pan.

I eat the same meal about 4 days of the week. It’s easy to make, cheap, healthy(ish) and I don’t get tired of it.

I boy in my class brought gum to school which wasn’t allowed. There were many questions on assignments later about Paul and his increasingly unlikely amount of gum.

I’m not trans and I need to do voice training for a medical condition that affects my voice. I also think like this every time I try to talk.

…how is the zebra holding them up?

The period of occupation in WWII in Iceland is actually called The Situation

Insert Black Sea joke here

I can already tell that if I wore it to a party and set it low, there would be at least one person who could “fix that” and not stop trying to make you socialise.

I’m pretty sure they also understand “out”

What’s the ratio on this bad boy?

I forget, is Cybersmith the furry mpreg guy or the slavery fetish guy? I’m a bit rusty on my pervert lore.

Doesn’t look that new to me

The GPS arrow is patented?

I’d actually be interested in seeing socks-pants vs pants-socks

Ok but will the tarot reader violate the prime directive?