I was assured for a solid 7 years that it was solely the fault of everyone who was even the slightest bit disappointed about the primaries.

If you’re getting scars from shaving nicks, you scar very easily or you shaved off a mole.

Now it’s different.

Sure it is.

Why fucking bother? They’re just going to do what they did last time and let him go.

So we’ll get to see how large and bipartisan the genocide caucus still is.

You claim the Ds and Rs are the same, but you can very clearly see that the Ds are in favor of 10% less infanticide.

Be fair. They’re in favor of 10% slower infanticide.

We need some way to denote “not gloating.”

Sure, we can criticise Team Blue for slow-dragging their feet on protecting Palestinians.

HA.

Followed by :

Democrats: “Fine we’ll do whatever you want! Just don’t call us commies!”

And guess what color they fluoresce.

I’m sure there’s some principles we can jettison or some vulnerable minority we can throw under the bus that can get him to come around.

And two, possibly three if you count the guy who rushed the stage during a rally in 2016, against Trump. Novikov is 49-0 by my count.

The Greek pantheon wasn’t known for being just or consistent. And technically, Prometheus didn’t even steal anything. The gods could still make fire as they pleased.

Prometheus pirated fire. And the punishments for piracy are worse than theft.

No, you see, he’s been studying ventriloquism and just fell into the habit of replacing m with n. And also pronounces migrants weird, like he’s only ever read it and not heard it pronounced, since Republicans are all such avid readers and how often does immigration really come up in their conversations?

Reminiscent of how southern politicians used to pronounce “Negro.” Not a whole lot better, and that’s if you buy that he was saying “migrants” or “boo-urns” or whatever.

I heard it was a bendy straw.

What kind of Democrat does it take to get elected senator in Alabama?

One who was running against Roy Moore, the predator who would sexually assault teenage girls he met at the mall. We’re talking a guy in his 30s who would hit on teenagers at Sears.

That said, yeah, Garland was a shit choice and Jones probably isn’t the best either, but the staunchest legal attack dog in the Democratic Party I know of is, well, currently running for president.

The independent system they designed has always kinda felt like an afterthought.

He broke kayfabe.

Genocide apologia is basically what .world is for.