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Cake day: July 9th, 2023

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  • It’s a side like buttered bread. Crumble it up and let it dry for a day. Put it in a bowl and pour milk or heavy cream over it and eat it like cereal. Pour chilli over a slice of it. Top it with whipped cream and strawberries. Slather it with peanut butter and jelly for a delicate but tasty sandwich.

    But I’d never eat it with rice. A rice substitute? Sure. But never with.







  • Find something to smoke in. Could be a grill, smoke house, cardboard box with holes and a brick on top, doesn’t matter what. Doesn’t even need to be fire proof.

    Get a smoke tube. Wait until temps are between freezing and 50°f/10c. Fill the smoke tube with smoking pellets. Apple wood is always good. Light the open end on fire. Let it burn for 5 minutes. While waiting for that put your cheese in your chosen smoker. Blow out the flame. Close the smoker, but not air tight. Come back in three hours.

    Vacuum seal the cheese. Eat it in two weeks to a couple of years, it won’t go bad. Just eat it when you want as long as two weeks have passed.