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“The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of ass struggles”
He sends you to a version of Guantanamo where instead of blaring obnoxious 90s dad metal to scare you into submission, it’s obscure lofi indie Appalachia-core ballads that are all about lumberjacks with opioid addictions and Oedipus complexes, and the chorus of EVERY FUCKING SONG includes a banjo solo that does NOT fit the mix because the one engineer recording these fucking things mixes on a pair of 1980s Sony Walkman headphones and has severe hearing loss in one ear and can’t tell that the mix is terrible, and nobody tells him because the last time someone criticized his mixing/production choices he self-flagellated in the studio for half an hour and everyone was extremely uncomfortable.
He still billed them for that time.
I just wish I had something more predictable/controllable than edibles. Gotta wait until kiddo is in bed, and by that point, shit’s not going to have worn off before I have to be up for work.
Deeply unserious psychiatry “professional”
That’s the neat part – sometimes it’s both at the same time!
Specifically, Kalimdor
I find our lack of Wesley Crusher emotes disturbing.
you have some people get all messy eating a shit-ton of pie and everyone has a laugh
And sometimes you take a bunch of ipecac right before the pie eating contest and get your revenge by triggering a pukepocalypse. Barf-a-geddon, if you will.
He’s sucking down more wieners than both our moms combined!
This is just kimchi
I have a bottle of that in my fridge right now! …I got it like three or four years ago and have been holding off on drinking it until I have a proper ushanka and cat ears to go with my USSR Master Hemp Grower t-shirt.
SATA-to-molex
…and things start getting really hot
Especially in a deep fryer
Our Popeye’s specializes in serving up their fried chicken medium rare.