https://www.minecraft.net/en-us

When you’re talking about actionable threats, I.E. real world violence, but want to appear only hypothetical, the meme is, “I’d kill X in Minecraft.”.

It’ll do that sometimes.

This guy really thinks he’s never gonna die. I’ll be surprised if he survives this upcoming term, and not even from a Minecraft related cause, just poor health.

I think they’d be connected inside so if you stuck something in one far enough it’d come out the other. The Alpha and Omega of anal.

Truly a parable of hubris.

Yeah I wouldn’t peg him either.

Naw, egg is just a selfish lover.

So the egg really did come first.

Isn’t there a character limit on shitter?

Sighs, and begrudgingly resets a counter labeled, “Days Since I’ve thought about Martin Shkreli.” Then, I place my head in my hands and begin to weep.

Damn, got me. Didn’t see the community this was for a sec and it had me going.

I’ve heard similar things about C-sections.

Rub your nose on your anus and you’ll have your answer.

Where is it 90f right now? Not doubting you just curious.

Yes.

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My coworker gave me a blue marker the other day, as we were discussing something else that had to do with houses. For some reason I scrawled HOUSE on the wall (this was in a back area where no one cares,) with the blue marker.

The following week I walked past the blue house and was overcome with the realization of what I had done.

I read the book once years ago, I don’t think any other work of art has the ability to change the readers psychology. I often have dreams about wandering empty endless houses.

Also one foot note cites my hometown which is a place few people outside the state even know about.

Coward.

The train doesn’t exist, therefore it can’t be late when it’ll never be there.