I tried to pry them based on pretending to care about allergies and it seems potato starch is the key and they’re generally nut based. I have a vague idea of what to do but generally haven’t had the time or equipment to fuck around. It’s also based on my guessing pretty labor intensive.

There’s a local couple that hits up farmers markets in town from time to time thar make earth shattering vegan fancy cheeses. It’s totally something that exists, but I can admit it’s rare.

There absolutely are cheese board worthy vegan cheeses, I’ve had them and as someone who really really really loved fancy cheeses prior to being vegan, what I’ve had slapped milk cheese out of the water. However, what I had was very local and didn’t keep long. I’m not exactly sure what they did and they didn’t wanna tell anyone

What folks have said is true but genwrallt speaking vegan cheese has advanced quite a bit. It’s not around where I am, but I work at a pretty fancy pizza place and our chef goes to an annual international pizza contest held in Vegas and it kinda doubles as a trade show, it’s absurd but there ya go. Anyway, there was a vegan cheese product being demo’d that was specifically made for a crazy hot brick an stone pizza oven that starts out as a liquid and turns into a cheesy texture as it heats up and is made of non sketchy ingredients that inforget rn cause it was march that I was told about it. I guess it’s delicious and it’s working it’s way north and east and gaining solid momentum as a product. There are also a lot of really good and not too difficult recipes for cheese substitute at home. Like a strategically brined and crumbled tofu isn’t too different from cold feta for example.

Why in the absolute fuck would I ever want to play video games with strangers online? I didn’t get the appeal when Halo came out and it was hype and I detest it now cause it’s killed in person multi player. Playing video games with your friends on the same couch fucking rocks. It’s peak gaming. The worst shovelware ever becomes a good time cause you’ve got a pal you’re playing against who’s dealing with the same jank, so unlike a bad single player, it’s still fair cause it’s equally broken for everyone and it becomes a funny competition based mostly around who’s better at overcoming the game’s flaws. Gotta hand it to the wii in it’s early days cause that’s the most extreme and extremely successful version of this concept put to practice. And fuck plating online with friends who aren’t that far as well, go over and play together. Eat chips. It’s a good time.

I discovered you could fry up a cheese sauce with it at the vegan place I learned the recipe from!

He may as well have been.

Can I offer a counter recipe. I’m sure this is dope but this doesn’t involve vegan cheese, it’s a nooch and veggie combo and it hits sooo hard. Here’s what to do:

Boil the absolute fuck out of about 4 good sized potatoes, 6 small ones, I dunno. 2 white onions and 2/3 carrots all rough chopped. You wanna overboil and waterlog them good. Then strain them into a blender, keep the starchy water you boiled em in, you need a cup or two later. Blend with a quarter to half cup.of vegan butter, you can add more later, it just adjusts the creaminess level, so start low and add, do like a cup and a half to maybe 3 cups of nooch, I aim higher and a large pinch of salt. Blend that up and ass vegan butter if you feel it’s needed and if you started low on nooch and need more do that too. If should basically come out like a Velveeta kinda fluidity. Then ynkow, boil some noods, fry some veggies and mix. Also if you add a bunch of lemon juice it makes a good vegan hollandaise and if you make it spicy it’s a good queso.

Your’s does look great and the recipe seems solid but I can guarantee this one slaps so hard you’ll need glasses after eating it or you’ll need stronger ones or if you’re blind it’ll wrap around to 20/20

Yeah that’s about right

I don’t use it myself, I’m sure it does add to it but you could skip it just fine

This looks pretty close to what I do

https://rainbowplantlife.com/greek-style-vegan-feta/#recipe

Oh for sure

That being said it has established me as someone who is willing to kill for my co-workers even if they won’t. That’s just revolution mentality and it does gain you the trust of everyone. I’m the secret real manager cause everyone likes me and will spill the tea to me and I handle it, cause that’s how ya build a dual power

I keep telling them that when the time comes I will not hesitate to kill them if they don’t fall into line and it’s only worked on a few

What if someone made a star fox 64 mod that just changed foxs last game from McCloud to McLoud and increased his voice in the mix

I keep telling people that’s the case and rhey keep arguing bsckbits a fair setup. My co-workers are absolute CapSubs

Just posted about it, Seitan. You can make so many fake meats with it and it’s 75% protein, you could potentially get jocks onto it

If you wanna win over some football team just cause it feels good make some Seitan stuff. Seiten is fucking 75g of protein per 100g, tell em that.

Soft tofu is basically ricotta.add nutritional yeast and a Lil bit of apple cider vinegar and you’re pretty much there. With hard tofu use more vinegar and salt and you’ve got fake feta