Boo!

As a Joke Guy, gotta say. This is pretty top shelf

They’re usually really expensive but I’ll grab em on sale, they have a lemon vanilla one that is AMAZING it tastes like eating a blended up lemon meringue pie!

Staple of Canadian television

Lol, tha5 lady rocks

Dude should have tried to get the bears to fight and film it for internet money

If they weren’t so stingey with prize money they’d probably have more people willing to put on a lil show and spilt the cash but I think it was like $500 which you’d probably get robbed for minuted later cause you are drunk and we’re just in a fight and everyone just saw you get $500 cash. A van full of film gear you can turn around pretty fast makes way more sense no matter how you approach it. Literally if they just paid homeless dudes to backyard wrestle they’d have people lining up to volunteer. It would still be pretty dubious but you could do it in a way that the participants are enjoying themselves. I’ve had many who were or are homeless and I can say with confidence that a lot really like wrestling.

Just remembered a haloween party at an old punks place who had a barn that a lil hay bail wrestling ring got set up and a dude who was on the streets at the time was there and wrestled under the name Hulk Homeless

Wait? That’s the same dude? A friend of mine was homeless back then and the number fight van pulled up where he and his pals were hanging out, the tactic was generally to feed the homeless a LOT of liquor and egg on a fight. From what he says, this didn’t have the greatest success rate and in this case it went how it most often did, people already knew who they were when they rolled up, they’d drink the booze given to them and then kick the shit out of the crew and rob them. Cause of fucking course that would be the most common scenario.

Not if you’re a sea turtle. They eat jelly fish and are immune to their venom

Huh, strange. I thought they’d dropped the P when it became a different party. Maybe they brought it back since they got called the PCs anyway?

The PCs aren’t the official name for the conservative party though.

It’d just the Conservative Party. The Prigressive Conservatixes haven’t been a thing foe a while and the current Cons are a combo ex the now defunct Alliance and Reform parties

IRL anarchists here do like, food not bombs and have built shelters for the homeless cause the city wouldn’t and a all kinds of great stuff. But when they open their mouths they sound exactly like the ones we are allowed to make fun of here. The fake scotsmen if you will. The seemingly online only anarchists. I’ve heard them use tankie as a pejorative before seeing it online and are extremely hostile to Marxist lenninists who are open about it and bring suggestions in line with such thought in conversation or meetings. Pointing out that building insulated sheds for the homeless is great but the city will crack down on them as soon as the first tourist season comes that the government decides covid is over for and also shouldn’t we be using the fact that regular community groups have had to get together to shelter the homeless as a means of shaming the current government? It might make thr current government do something more instead of pretending to build dual power by doing the government’s job for them until it was convenient to tear them down? (Exactly that happened)

Measurheads turn of the century style race theory even if used exclusively to insult white dudes means you’re basically still gonna be doing the same 'race science with a different manufactured outcome. It works here and there as a response bit mocking a racist but turning it around is still working with inherently bad material. It would be hard to pull off well

I’m at a point where I just like her less than Trump as a human, Trump clearly has a soul, it’s not a good soul but it’s there. Kamala has empty shark eyes and gives Empty Husk Animated by Dark Magic Vibes. Placed alone in a room with either, I’d probably talk to Trump for a good while before killing him, cause he’s hilarious and I might get him to spill the beans on some epstein stuff. Kamala would be dead on site, she’s got absolutely nothing, no rizz, no personality to speak of. She’s like a morph from fire emblem 7.

You’re wrong , you aren’t against war or killing cause you support those things. Also Trump won’t be worse than Kamala.

Isn’t Cheney endorsing Kamala?

You are a nazi. Not in any metaphorical sense.

You support genocide. Your opinion means nothing to me because you support genocide.

I’ve has a running bit at work of playing monster Mash for every holiday and sneaking it into the Christmas song Playlist we reluctantly do for tips. It’s cause of.the simpsons. ‘It’s kind of a valentines day song, they’re coming together and keeping their evil in check.’ And kinda wanted to specifically not have monster Mash as a gag and this is the perfect way around it. I’ll see about other languages too, I bet German monster Mash is funny as hell