Wow, I pointed out that the RoK is a puppet manufactured and maintained by the imperial USA on and didn’t get downvoted into oblivion. Two whole upvotes, even!

I sure ain’t reading the one reply I got, though.

The thing about having a zooter - ESPECIALLY if it’s smeep - is that you just gotta roll with whatever happens, otherwise you’re not riding the zixx shweem (galactic).

If salad is so great, how come there’s no Saladin?

All I think about with going back in time to the early 2000s is having to endure the lifecycle of every fucking meme all over again.

I’ve been thinking a lot about the best way to normalize vandalism of any and all physical advertisements, and how to get more and more people to wake up and realize that being advertised at is nothing but an assault on your psyche. How do I get more and more normies to realize how infuriating it is that literally no one wants to see this shit, and yet we’re all forced to look at it ALL the time? If enough people hate ads half as much as I do, the world could be a much cleaner, nicer place.

God, I know. It’s almost like they think there’s some kind of difference between wanting to enslave and / or kill all people on earth to your own benefit, and wanting to… stop people from doing that…

idk I think it’s been pretty funny

you can double jump like Zero wtf I’m trans now??

So like… what’s the point of going through all the trouble of getting a power of attorney form signed and notarized, if the people you send it to can just be like “nah, doesn’t look legit to me”?

I’m trying to save my dad’s house from getting foreclosed on while he’s out of the country, and the mortgage company said the PoA he sent me isn’t valid because his signature doesn’t match the signature they have on file. So like… what am I even supposed to do about that. This is some kindergarten-ass “nuh I have a super ultra anti-power-of-attorney-shield!!”

Makes sense in that context. I’ve just never heard any of them openly identify themselves as “Persian”, even in the context of talking about the Persian Empire. Because, like… they weren’t born in “Persia”.

accidentally stumbled my way into an r/kotakuinaction thread and started reading comments because I hate myself I guess, and these dweebs were complaining about the Prince of Persia main character redesign, which like, I don’t like it either, but what really bothered me is that these people kept commenting “I’m Persian, and…” “I’m also Persian, so…”

My dad is Iranian. Almost all of his friends are Iranian. I have never heard him, his friends, or his side of the family, once, in my whole life, call themselves “Persian”.

why does my phone keep autocorrecting “not” to “nit”

how do I make this stop happening

how do I bring back slide out keyboard phones

That lady is so mad

Someone accused me of “deadnaming” for referring to Iron Valiant as “Gardevoirian” and I’ve never been so fucking indignant in my life

What the fuck is up with grass-free internet nerds unironically trying to implement Logan’s Run upon the world?

Far from the only example but lately I’ve been watching a lot of SF6 tournaments and I swear to god listening to these people talk they seem to genuinely believe that the microsecond you turn 30 you might as well start digging your own grave. Meanwhile actual study data proves that, for example, reaction speed decrease over time is very close to entirely negligible, and practically speaking people like Daigo and Sako are still annihilating top-level players less than half their own age. Daigo got fuckin’ 33rd place this year at EVO, out of over 5,500 entrants, and got 33rd place last year as well, in a tournament of over 7,000 entrants. But did he fuckin’ win the whole thing? No? Then it must be because he is ancient, unable to function, despite regularly performing all the game’s reaction-based mechanics, such as (and most talked about) Drive Impact. It can’t possibly be that there are so many more people playing the game now, or that people simply have more shit going on (marriage, kids, mortgages, personal branding, etc) as they proceed through life, and thus have less time to spend in the training room.

George Foreman won a heavyweight championship at 45 years old. He kept fighting to 48. These dweebs really think people can’t press buttons in a fuckin’ video game for at least that long?

Anyway shut the fuck up James Chen, go talk to a therapist or some shit, I don’t need to hear you complain about yourself and players getting old 89 times at every fucking tournament you commentate for. This mindset is toxic, not based in reality, and creates a very sad, manufactured reality in the minds of many that if you’re not 29 or younger, you’re not relevant, in fighting games, or - in many ways - in life.

cozy goop, might have some while I’m sick

I don’t know shit about Ark and I thought it was just a survival game where you get to tame dinosaurs and then I looked at a trailer and there was all kindsa batshit sci fi stuff going on, what the hell

Also wtf is with all these dinosaur games and SO few games where you get to play AS the dinosaur? Are y’all mfs REALLY gonna make me do it myself??

is that… is that fucking FunnyJunk in the background? I haven’t hung out there in like 12 years, last time I peeked at it out of curiosity it was basically imgur but for chuds.

Thank you, that’s what I was hoping to hear

Got the 'vid for the second time. Was vaccinated less than 6 months ago so not even close to as bad as the first time. Always paranoid about getting permanent damage from this thing, though. Can someone give me reason to relax about that?