Watching people blow up 3000 explosive barrels in crysis in 240p because its raining outside

Nuh uh not permitted, you got a license for that juice?

Cos it taste good and I can easily find high proof variants. Works well neat as well as in many cocktails and mixers and it makes me a pirate

The only whiskey drink i like is an old fashioned but i feel like its more about the other ingredients that carry the cocktail then the whiskey itself. I could probably make one with rum which is the superior spirit.

Steaks are more a signifier of status than something actually good to eat. In my head steak, cigars and whiskey all fall into the same category of “manly” shit that is actually just miserable.

Whiskey tastes like fossilised underpants, cigars have no discernable flavour or fragrance and just burn my tongue and steaks taste like nothing regardless if its £1 or £100 and dry aged tastes like the steak was left behind a radiator and forgotten about. Anyone who has a different opinion is wrong

Correct this country is cooked, incredibly reactionary and the classism runs so deep you have poor dissolutioned people punching down on poorer dissolutioned people who punch down on even poorer people.

If the UK had any culture at all its the culture of constantly punching down through every stratum of society.

My mum just made her own baby slop which was largely just boiled veg and chicken blended in large batches then freeze it. Only baby food stuff she’d get was desert things as a treat.

Babies are humans if their food is unpalatable to you its probably shit for them as well.

Also i strongly believe sugary cereals were a psyop to get kids addicted to sweets n shit. How did we get to the point of feeding children bowls of sugar and carbs and assert that as normal? Banana breakfast supremacy

China stay winning

Not the rocks! Anything but the rocks!

Store bought hummus and toasted pitta all day every day until i die, aint nuffin easier. Just needs a toaster and fingers

Beans on toast is the one true proletarian meal

People do be walking around with absolutely no chill whatsoever

There was something about the lighting on his cam that just made him look so imposing. I think he should have fully unleashed his chatter tier rant at them it would have been perfect. Honestly these pedantic little fuck weasles need to be mocked and told to shut the fuck up.

Omelette du fromage

Rip to the ones moving to the UK what a wild decision. Have fun with our “democratic” government and crumbling infrastructure i guess