I can make a hamburger and fries in like ten minutes active cooking time for £3, and it’ll have proper beef and be perfect.

What is even happening at Burger King?

It’s fetched, but not very far

I know that, you silly billy. The view is just better from afar

NVIDIA 📉

In Germany they say “the devil shits on the biggest pile”. But like, in German. Life’s a funny old thing, isn’t it?

Well, I left America, so yes. I find I am.

Would I give up my car free lifestyle for windshield augmented reality that makes it look like I’ve got Mad Max as a crucified hood ornament? No, but it’s an excellent try.

My claim to fame: played through that running section on an iPod touch in 2010.

Only took about an hour. I had more free time, back then.

Agreed that the position should be subject to drug testing. You have to be sober as a cat to pilot a commercial plane, but a speed junkie can have nukes? Insane.

The HR sector are a blight on humanity. They’re the HOA of corporate departments.

Oh shit, of course Sheogorath shows up in this thread

Still voting in the states, mind you. Dual citizen 🥳

You know what would be amazing? If wimping out meant Biden got to debate a sane republican instead. You know, someone Biden probably knew from school, like Teddy Roosevelt or something.

Hmm. The main joke here was meant to be how far back I had to go to think of a sane republican, but flubbed it with a “Biden old” punchline. Hat on a hat.

Read the comments under this post. You will surely not regret learning every bleak and twisted thing Lemmy users can think of

The fact that I’m 100% confident this will never happen, and absolutely needs to, convinced me to leave the states.

Maybe an LLM can help you solve this problem :D

… Washing machine?

The fight to resist evil is never wholly successful, but always necessary.

I think you’re probably closest. There aren’t “filters” so much as we live in a universe that can only support life on a highly contingent basis, entirely by accident, at random intervals. It’s filters all the way down, really. None of us are getting out alive, might as well enjoy it while it lasts.

That already sounds like better work than most c-suite d-bags manage