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  • absolutely. I know regex, better than most devs I know personally.

    I also don’t use it all the time. I happened to have it up and just said, “hey fucker, give me the pcre regex to find all instances of these keywords in a string like this”

    reviewed it, threw what I had into my code, ran my tests and everything was golden.








  • do the EMTs a favor and drown yourself in the tub after calling for a wellness check.

    I scraped brains off pavement. picked up skull fragments from a dashboard.

    you know what happens to the eye after it reaches terminal velocity? it jellifies and bursts like an overripe kiwi. and if you manage to stay conscious during, your vision gets stretched and watery and then pops to black. the alternative is your eye pops out of socket and now you can look at your feet at the same time you can look up.

    all this is heavily reliant on the glass from the windshield not shredding your eyes first.

    you know what most people who don’t wear a seatbelt think as they are ejected from their vehicle? “I wish I had wore my seatbelt.” at least that’s what the ones that survive say.

    wear a fucking seatbelt. if not for you, for the EMTs that will inevitably be require to have fever dreams about your gelatinous corpse for the rest of their lives if you don’t.