UK’s books are in the black again because they ran out of red ink
Mathematics student who upon completion of his degree was ripped from the university’s caring bosom and cast into the ghastly cold world of employment
UK’s books are in the black again because they ran out of red ink
Wow they can’t even afford to keep the palace warm
It is one of a few fig trees I planted with my family about 10 years ago. I live in Germany so this has just recently become possible as a rare climate change W
I’d not even buy this for 3 actual figs, and I have a fig tree
There are also kappa males who require constant moisture applied to their foreheads and steal people’s buttplugs
It’s a plush toy that can be turned inside out, which Greta Thunberg famously had in the background of a picture of herself and her friends in support of Palestine. According to liberals on Twitter, it vaguely resembled an octopus from some antisemitic caricature; which (1) was only true in the way that the Big Dipper resembles an actual dipper and (2) if you make this kind of association unprompted it says more about you than about Ms Thunberg or Palestine
I love it when the people calling us insane and cowardly for not wanting ethnic cleansing in Gaza suddenly come forward with their phobia of Free Parking signs, jellyfish plushies, watermelons, and triangles
Ain’t no way a Hoxhaist is reading the French Press
You gotta do a 180 before you can do a 360
Little did the Reaper know he just removed a loadbearing element of the machine
Zelensky on the Time cover is the perfect illustration of what having a bad migraine feels like
Sadly, despite all Republican insistence to the contrary, China will not be able to build a chip that fits into Biden’s brain for another five years
I never go on dates; not only are the fruit rendered completely inedible in the process, but your soles would remain sticky for at least a week. I can extract little meaning from this outlandish arrangement and am completely in the dark as to why people would get such bewildering ideas
Look I understand it’s easy to say this as a housed person, but you should really try to find a place to stay other than the abandoned chemical plant
Diane Feinstein is worth 87 million dollars
Even if I had this kind of money, I would consider such a trade extremely dubious and probably losing as well, since the utility of this commodity is quickly depreciating
“ProZorro”? As in the literary hero whose signature move is the letter “Z”?
Imagine if they did this with plane tickets wtf
Oh wait they do
I like to imagine that A. Meateater composed this sentence after he went to China and witnessed his first vegetable