Hey fella: they “showed up” from where, and why?

Trying to cover up his past failure with x.com I see.

He was never a top driver. The car was further ahead of the rest at the start of the season and he had some luck during the races, but anyone who ever thought he was going to be challenging for the title was kidding themselves.

I don’t even want to know the answer because it’ll be less entertaining than lemmy’s collective imagination.

As for the question: I think your biggest problem is going to be inducing a proper clearout shortly before you go on your trip. Maybe laxatives?

Edit: I just realized, is the reason you don’t want to go despite having toiles available stuff like hemorrhoids or an anal fissure? Because if so, there are creams for that my friend.