Hatandwatch [she/her, comrade/them]

I would simply against the spicy orange cheeto.

You won’t trick me into forming a 4 sided die, the most vile of shapes!

I will take a bottle of fresh organic mineral lava!

*people [omitted] writing poorly

If you’re going to criticize grammar/punctuation, you had better be immaculate when doing so, let alone two mistakes within two words.

I wanted leftists

Okay but that image goes hard. Literally looks like they’re holding fire in their hand.

Shit did I miss a memo? Are we doing a bit where we defend the morality of the US constitution? Hold on everyone, I call the 13th amendment!

When your gator disguise fails because you can’t abandon the comfort of your crocs.

I used to think it was “limbels”, no freaking idea where I picked it up either. I still use it in my own mind. “I can bench 200 limbels”

It’s improv, most of the “results” might be determined before hand, but getting there is up to the wrestlers, and the audience doesn’t know where the story is meant to go so can stay invested. The damage is fake but the athletics is very much real.

Mandatory bees nutz

Humanity is God’s collective nepo-fail-upwards-son.

It’s camouflage from perverts and Terfs.

Calipers are strictly for measuring the brainpan of undesirables.

Everything’s going up in price though, seems redundant to cover Ikeas inflation without reflecting what its done to the solid wood industry as well.

For me the modability of Ikea is ideal(ikeahacks). I definitely prefer function over form most of the time so easy to move and adapt Lego furniture is really cool. And I genuinely don’t understand how people break so much furniture if it’s not meant to be slept or sat on…

Pedantic much? Have you coasters ever seen a landboat? Everyone here has seen a sail disappear at the horizon of the great plains.

People get real busybody when they see me driving on a donut for two weeks. Like dude this is the tenth time I’ve done this with the same donut. Random shit can fail any time, I’m not falling for that particular paranoia.

I’ve been busy for one day and this happens. Federation is a hell of a drug.

Holy hell