Don’t forget the bidding! Even if you can barely afford it, don’t you love how buying a house is like getting something on eBay?

The phrase “cradle to grave” seems so fucking ominous when used in the context of marketing

Idk is it just me

I hate marketing so Godamn much. People say to not allow things to have power over you, but it’s like fucking water dude I swear. And it’s so disingenuous and exploitative

Truly convinced I could not have been born in an era worse than this one lmao

It’s seriously never been easier for empires to spew propaganda and erase the experiences of working people in other countries. So fucking villainous

The average person in my life seems unable to understand that my boss can be a good guy outside of work but that doesn’t mean I won’t hate his guts (he is my boss and I have to watch him get paid much more for doing far less).

Great! Presumably used in the context of pron and another thing destroying brains that we’ve collectively turned into a meme along with microplastics

Death to western society as always

Awww fuck what the hell is “gooning”

Shit fuck this is another internet thing that I don’t get. I’m getting old, can’t deny it any longer

Wild how at this time, the very simple solution to everything AI is just to

But oops looks like everyone is atomized and the internet is the easiest escape!

My friend just posted a picture of me with a few people at an event and of course there I am, the only person in the group putting my arm around someone’s shoulder (in my defense it was her going away party)

Still made it look like we’re dating. This is why my socially awkward ass doesn’t go outside

Bots are such a great example of how it’s so easy to emulate approval ratings for any domain

Honestly the internet is getting to a point of outliving its usefulness

It would be totally fine with me if tech bro nerds would’ve stayed in their lane and not infected the physical world, but now I’ll never be able to own a house thanks to Zillow and a myriad of other fictious capital-infused properties

Wish I had the words to describe how fucking useless “AI” (in everything now) is

I use the internet to look for sources that will help me solve a problem

instead of directing me to a helpful site, Google tries to give me an answer (using generative AI) while ignoring the crucial detail of my question which is causing the problem

“Certain older tv model # is not turning on”

“First try powering off the TV”

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING DUMB TO BE ALRIGHT WITH THIS GARBAGE

It really feels like there’s a point where amerikkkan propaganda destroys history and I think we’ve reached that with Stalin