Don’t worry, “Garden Trowel” sounds way more badass.
Don’t worry, “Garden Trowel” sounds way more badass.
I bought Canada so I always have a Canadian supermodel girlfriend who just can’t be here right now.
Ahem. Mark Robinson used illicit funds gained from defrauding families who entrusted his wife to take care of their children to obtain a pretty nice truck.
Which he promptly crusted up with pizza stains…
In our pants. Toilets came out around the same time as smartphones, so it’s been a pretty revolutionary couple of decades around here.
🎶 Two all Peef Batties, special lauce, settuce, pheese, chickles, bonions on a besame eed sun🎶
Somebody dig up Mac Tonight, I think we gotta heater on our hands…
Well those of us who have the freckle have always known. Given that you do not have the freckle, I’m afraid that is all I can share.
I thought she was Boss’s wife down there in Hazzard County, no?
Don’t forget their Kissin’ Cousin, Pweet Sotato.
Pweet has an unnamed tot that may or not become a Sith Lord.
I hope they name all of the clones “Boyardees”. They’re technically just canned versions of the original.
This one’s either a planet or a creature someone has to habitate.
In the sequel you learn the character’s full name is “Fruten Glee Beese Churger” & is often just referred to as “Po Nickles”
There’s a Blue Milk joke in there somewhere…
You know how every bad dude in cheesy 80s movies was named Chet or Trent?
Yup. Steef is now the universal dickhead name in cinema moving forward.
It is now your duty to inspect all white people for this mark & care for the ones unlucky enough not carry it.
This honor is not to be taken lightly, you are now a leader undertaking grave responsibilities.
Boop that snoot now. Go on, don’t you dare leave that snoot unbooped.
Read up before the crash. This all honestly becomes more depressing the less stoned I am.
If you want a straight line, you have to put a single penny in the bed of the truck. The weight is enough to cause it to pop a wheelie!
Your grandfather was conscripted into an unjust war against Ukraine, so he blew up the officers’ fancy doublewide port-a-potty in defiance.
And that my boy, is how you came to be known as “Gunpowder Commode”.