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Cake day: October 6th, 2025

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  • Today, the government has banned all organized religion in order to curtail the fomenting of radical ideas in the isolation of cults throughout the country.

    Feel free to calmly and scientifically, of your own free will, help us usher in a new era of rationlism and skeptical inquiry.

    To this end, all entities receiving government funds will be reviewed for spiritual and dogmatic thinking. School library indexes will be purged of media containing unscientific themes which could lead to disorders of thought, titles include Harry Potter and The Very Hungry Caterpillar.

    Additionally, the department of rational authority has banned the following archetypes of delusion:

    Churches

    Ashrams

    Corporate wellness retreats

    Reiki practices

    Yoga studios

    And any organization that uses the following words: Self care, hollistic, and manifesting.



  • I know it’s a joke but if anyone out there ever feels like they’re always too hot or too cold (and it’s not a medical thing,) check the tags on your clothes. Seriously, the kind of fibre you wear makes a huge difference in how you feel. I live where it gets below 30°C in the winter, where people ask me how the hell I’m not freezing. Well, I have a cotton tee, a merino wool stanfield, thick wool socks, wool fleece hoodie and a wool hat.

    Edit: I’m not a lava golem, just a dumbass. NEGATIVE 30°C