Define recent? This one is almost a decade old.

Brother printers won’t even let you print in black after you’re out of yellow for three weeks.

I was shadowbanned from /r/risa for making a shitpost about it a few years ago 😅

There’s Earl Grey in that nebula

Then as smart phones took off, all the companies quadrupled down on the walled garden idea

Yahoo and MSN had interop before smartphones existed. AIM and Google Talk (Jabber) as well.

When smart phones took off, Facebook Messenger actually had Jabber support (which also gave it interop with AIM and Google Talk).

The consolidation and walled gardens unfortunately came back later.

Nickelback

in “Russia”

See also: John Oliver’s take from 6 years ago

https://youtu.be/GvtNyOzGogc?si=YHabkkb1NZ8aGROS

Polishing up your resume and LinkedIn?

Are you okay?

Fighter pilot reflexes

Dune popcorn bucket

We never find out exactly what happens to Benny Russell beyond this point, as after the breakdown occurs, Captain Sisko wakes up. Back on Deep Space 9, it seems as if his experiences as Benny Russell were all just a fantasy.

Yes, we do. He ends up in an asylum. He is shown briefly while Sisko approaches the Orb of the Emissary.

https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Orb_of_the_Emissary

Agreed. See also: Benghazi, Hunter Biden, etc.

We have a bad habit of gliding down the slippery slope.

You’re doing great. I’m proud of you.

Heh

What about Olivia d’Abo? It would be interesting to see what became of Amanda Rogers

We tried that once. It didn’t go so well.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/McCarthyism