I like your writing style.

MAGA will fall apart as soon as Bonespurs has his final Big Mac Attack and dodges justice for good. All the little MAGettes will be backstabbing each other and throwing each other under the bus to claw for scraps of the reeking power vacuum he leaves behind.

That’s where the Theseus strategy comes in. Start with one drink and just keep topping it off.

My wife, an elementary school teacher, told me about this phenomenon where the kids would get really excited about doing something and for some practical reason she had to tell them they couldn’t do it. She hated to see “their little shoulders fall.” We noticed our own kids doing the shoulder thing when we had to cancel plans, ran out of ice cream or whatever. It’s a very deflated gesture.

Hypothetical question: if I invented glasses that told me when people were lying, would they be accepted or would there be an angry uprising to ban them?

Loyal Employee: “I’ve worked hundreds of unpaid OT hours to get the new HR website running. Now that it’s up, my wife just had a baby and I’d like to take a month of comp time to help out.”

Company: “Take all the time you want! Whenever you’re ready to come back, you can use our new HR website to apply online!”

I think the comment was meant to sum up a sentiment, not as a quote.

Only if you ignore that the word emasculation originally meant castration, and the modern use is still a metaphor for that. There might not be a female equivalent term because hysterectomy is a more modern procedure and much less common or acceessible.

Maybe you can take comfort from the extremely low incidence of laptop battery fires in spite of millions of people leaving them plugged in all the time.

I thought I read Toyota was building their own ginormous SS battery factory several years ago.

Somebody got some splainin’ to do.

I see the support but the whole thing is only like a foot long. Is that all of it, like for a really skinny window?

The second one, because if a centaur is already half horse and half human, a half-human half-centaur would be 3/4 human and 1/4 horse.

I think satyrs are goat/humans and centaurs are horse/humans, but that’s probably racist somehow.

I’m thinking you would have human arms and run upright on two horsey hind legs.

Half man, half bear, half pig.

Like a 1/4 centaur, so maybe walking upright on horsey hind legs with a human torso and head?

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