Meatwagon

That’s not what happens though.

What happens is they ask you when your last period was. You tell them. They insist on a pregnancy test anyway. You say you don’t care if you’re pregnant, will immediately abort any fetus, and you understand the risks. They refuse to do anything at all until you take the pregnancy test anyway. And now you’re in danger if you’re in a red state and the test does come back up positive, because they’ll be stalking your movements now.

I hope my 08 lasts me the rest of my life.