Mickmacduffin [he/him]

I give him a week at most before he tries to ban diet coke and Trump cans him

Just want to thank hexbear for being the one website that isn’t super racist right now

You’ll know when you wake up

All my best j/o sessions revolve around international fiscal policy

Didn’t know Malcom X was still around

Sell it as 100% microchip free and watch people switch to counterfeit-only cheese

I’m doing my part! :im-doing-my-part:

Good for the USA helping the USA like that

So burglars could change their dicks into keys and break into my house? No thank you

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