Yea, I think that’s what Epstein thought too

So glad that our president is available to rent for parties. 🙄

There’s definitely a photoshop variation of this photo that made the rounds, but no… this is what he actually looks like - presumably the wegovy will help https://youtu.be/aFqjoCbZ4ik

Trump was asked by a reporter what he thought of the service after he left the cathedral on Tuesday. “Not too exciting,” he said. “They could do much better.”

What a lazy (and inhumane) response to a heart-felt sermon.

Depends on the prion, but you’re also talking about prognosis after diagnosis - I don’t imagine most people are diagnosed soon after contracting it, and symptoms take time to appear.

Missing a “decades later” on the last two

Needs more whatever the hell this is

And MariaDB is named after his other daughter 😉

Several Instagram users have reported seeing hashtags such as “#democrat,” “republicans,” “#jan6th” and “#johnoliver” being blocked, accompanied by a message stating, “We’ve hidden these results.”

John’s going to have a field day with this.

Seems… fitting.

Fun fact, both MySQL and MariaDB are named after Michael Widenius’s children.

The SQL and DB portions are named after Widenius’s inability to escape his creations from bring taken over by capital interests. (/s)

If you sound like a duck, act like a duck, and surround yourself with ducks…

“Managed democracy sounds good” - Elon Musk

What about when Tom and Jerry both team up… with Spike?!

Apparently, pardoning people willing to overthrow the government - he’s certainly giving the Reichstag Fire a run for absurdity.

Looks like he forgot how eyes work

Part of the problem is the will of the people has been superseded by decades of corporate and politicial interests (e.g. Citizens United, Rush Limbaugh, Newt Gingrich, Bush v Gore, etc etc).

Perhaps we should have been fighting back, but this is decades in the making.

I would imagine updating that info in the tool is probably super depressing…

The Boulder looks pretty happy

Perfect for a snowy Monday.

I know you’re trying to not die in slippery traffic right now, but can you send me that report ASAP?