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Formerly a transcriber for r/TranscribersOfReddit, I occasionally do freelance transcriptions on Lemmy in my spare time.

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  • Image Transcription: Meme


    [A screenshot of Grogu / Baby Yoda, a character from “The Mandalorian”. He is a small green-skinned alien character with large pointy ears and big eyes. In the image, he is leaning towards a control panel to push a button whilst looking right towards something off-frame with large, innocent eyes. Text at the top and bottom of the image reads:]

    ME FINDING OUT IF THE 3 MEMES PER DAY RULE

    IS POSTS AND COMMENTS OR JUST POSTS


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  • Image Transcription: Meme


    [The meme shows two fanart images of the character Sayori, from “Doki Doki Literature Club”, with text to the right of each image.]


    [In the first image, Sayori is wearing sunglasses and scowling, with her hand up in a blocking gesture. The text reads:]

    Anti-Cheat


    [In the second image, Sayori has her head up high, looking pleased, with a finger pointed to the right, where the text reads:]

    Kernel Level Surveillance


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  • Image Transcription: Meme


    Junior devs writing comments:

    [A photograph of a road signpost in front of a metal fence with a low, long building in the distance. The post has two signs on it. At the top is an octagonal sign, filled red with a white outline, reading “STOP”. Beneath it is a rectangular sign with an arrow pointing up to the stop sign, and text reading “THIS IS A STOP SIGN”.]


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  • I didn’t know you could do that!

    From what I can see, this means you can add alt text to images you embed using markdown. However, directly uploaded images in posts don’t seem to have a way to directly add alt text that I can find. You can add a transcription in the text body, but it’s not quite as accessible as pure alt text because screen readers won’t read it automatically when the image gets focused.

    Possibly you could embed an image in the text body and upload that like a text post, and that way use the markdown to add the alt text, but that would require the image is already hosted somewhere in the internet.





  • Image Transcription: Meme


    [Gru, the long-nosed protagonist of the “Despicable Me” franchise, presents to the camera, pointing into the air and smiling. Behind him is a flipchart with text reading:]

    And the best part about using Linux: No viruses!


    [Still presenting, Gru has his hand in a C shape and his head down as he peers at the gap between his fingers. The text now reads:]

    Look at this, a website downloaded a malicious .exe on my machine.


    [Gru now has his hands pointing down, fingers splayed, still presenting. The text now reads:]

    *Double Click*

    See? Nothing happe…


    [Gru looks back to the flipchart in a double-take, his eyes round and wide and his mouth downturned. The text still reads:]

    *Wine is launching*

    [The Wine logo: a slightly tipped wine glass with red wine sloshing inside it.]


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  • Image Transcription: Mastodon Post


    Peter Cohen, @flargh@mastodon.s…

    “Foundation” vs “Dune”

    Isaac Asimov: we’re headed for some bleak imperialist nonsense but humanity’s salvation will come from using math we haven’t discovered yet

    Frank Herbert: we’re headed for some bleak imperialist nonsense but humanity’s salvation will come from tripping on drugs we haven’t discovered yet


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  • Image Transcription: Meme


    STOP USING CSS

    * HTML WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN CLASSES
    * YEARS OF MARKUP yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for styling beyond <TABLE>
    * Wanted to center content for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called “<CENTER>”
    * “Yes please align that content exactly 32.89% left. Please align 59.0px down”
        - Statements dreams up by the utterly deranged

    LOOK at what FRONT-END Devs  have been demanding your Respect for all this time.
    (This is REAL CSS. done by REAL Devs)

    [Three screenshots of CSS code, each one marked with a number of red question marks. The first screenshot has five question marks and reads as follows:]

    h1 {
            font-size: .75em;
            position: absolute;
            bottom: 20px;
            width: 94%;
            left: 2%;
    }
    

    [The second screenshot has eight question marks and reads as follows:]

    *{
        font-size: 30px;
    
    }
        q::before {
      content: "«";
      color: blue;
    ]
    
    q::after {
      content: "»";
      color: red;
    }
    

    [The third screenshot has sixteen question marks and reads as follows:]

    #header ul a:focus, #header ul a:active,
    #header ul a:hover {
        background-color: #5A5A5A;
        outline-color: -moz-use-text-color:
        outline-style: none;
        outline-width: medium;
    }
    

    [The screenshots end.]

    “Hello center that div please”

    They have played us for absolute fools


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