I agree, the Democrats can do literally anything (up to and including supporting genocide) so long as they’re marginally less bad than Republicans and we should support them for this reason. This strategy has no foreseeable consequences and can only make things better in the long run.
I’m a huge fan of scotch bonnet pepper sauces and I think they’d fit your requirements well. Specifically, Lottie’s Traditional Barbados Recipe Hot Pepper Sauce. Should be pretty easy to find online