When I saw “Trolls Band Together to take down Oppenheimer” for a moment I thought it meant a bunch of internet trolls wanted Oppenheimer out of first place and worked together to make that happen.

Maybe look into setting up a retro pi. If you get the correct hardware you can use a wireless controller. I’m not sure about the settings that could be messed with, so you’ll have to look into that, but otherwise it might be a good solution.