Ok, go edit the wikipedia article then if you’re so sure of yourself.

Is this a riff on Count With Chicken Lady?

I couldn’t remember any ‘knock knock’ jokes aside from ‘interrupting cow’ and everyone knows it at this point, so I looked up a bunch of them and the only one I chuckled at, went as follows:

Knock knock

Who’s there?

A little old lady who

A little old lady who who?

I didn’t know you could yodel.

So much eye contact

That kinda sounds like bpd, ngl.

Stop consuming it?

If you haven’t yet, you should read Octavia Butler’s Parable series, it’s a far more realistic take and she was very prophetic about certain things.

Lots of things should be front page news but aren’t. I think it’s to keep people placid, they tend to get very angry when you try to show them there’s nothing anyone can do now and we’re not going to survive the century.

90% of earths topsoil is at risk of depletion by 2050

Global freshwater demand will exceed supply 40% by 2030

Global human population has surpassed Earth’s sustainable carrying capacity.

Global carbon emissions are still rising

The latest CFSv2 model runs now show the Nino 3.4 SST anomaly forecast peaking at 4.10°C in November.

The arctic sea ice extent is declining rapidly and we’re likely headed into a Blue Ocean Event later this year, and potentially a double BOE depending on how the El Nino and summer in the southern hemisphere go.

June 2026 came in as the second warmest on record since 1940 at 1.39°C above the 1850-1900 pre-industrial baseline, second only to 2024 at 1.50°C above the baseline

The world is likely to exceed a key global warming target soon but the earths alebedo with the declining sea ice and lack of cloud cover will impact these numbers massively and isn’t being predicted for, which means that 4.5c above the baseline by 2060 is now possible.

I would but I don’t think incarceration will be any kinder to them.

I’ve seen places here mix them up too, it’s not uncommon.

If you want to be a pedant or just find this sort of thing amusing, you could send the hotel restaurant a link to the wikipedia page.

I get that some people won’t get over the texture, but people like okra as well so…

Slimey cooked oat porridges too.

Tastes kinda like peanut butter though and it’s surprisingly good in sushi rolls where the texture can absorbed by the rice somewhat, especially when there’s some other veg involved too.

Audhd + cptsd = I need and want to be left alone by everybody now, please.

Same. I mourned mine decades before they actually passed, and long before I actually cut off either of them.

Both were cruel, self involved people, with no ability to self reflect or take responsibility for their behaviours and no desire to be better people/parents. I felt nothing when they actually died.

Then there’s high tea, which yes, features tea. Often a pot and almost never a mug. It frequently comes with anemic sandwiches and perhaps a scone.

Wrong way round.

High tea is/was the working class term for an evening meal as it was had at the table, and it would usually include cooked meat.

Afternoon tea is the posh one in the afternoon with the cucumber sandwiches with the crusts cut off.

Am I not allowed to have opinions?

Has the meaning of ‘creepy’ changed? I used it because blue eyes give me the creeps, they’re reptilian, cold and cruel looking.

Ugh blue eyes are so creepy. Iwill never understand the appeal.

Would you still love me if I was?

Fuck. It’s down again. This is not turning out to be a very good day for me so far.