Ossay [he/him]

> be a teenage boy

> castle get sieged by the english

> get handed a crossbow

> own a king

…

> get boiled alive afterwards though

please never be too awkward to ask for help when it’s actually needed

if you’re not an asshole about it no decent person will hold it against you

modern day PT Barnum

“Cheating is part of Chinese culture”, say member of supposedly “leftist” subreddit Gamingcirclejerk