You can’t just say perchance…

Evolution cares whether you can keep the kidlets safe until they themselves have kidlets tho. That should give you at least another 5 years before your spine self-destructs

If it selected all the traffic lights, I’d welcome it as one of our own

I can’t afford to align with my current financial strategy.

It’s ok, try your luck at spelling eyes instead

Altid fedt med nogle statistikker!

Sjovt hvordan antallet af kommenterende brugere er steget mere end stemmende brugere i %. Havde faktisk troet det stik modsatte - at det ville være forholdsvis lettere at tiltrække folk, der bare læser med.

It’s from Saw IV

Now when you say a trap-filled dungeon. What exactly do you mean?

♥️

you’re mom*

Are these temps actually real??

It’s not perfect, no, but I feel like you can identify feminine words based on their endings alone in 90% of cases, and if you can use a few general rules to make masculine/neuter better than a 50-50 guess, you’re already right more often than you’re wrong. Maybe even 75% with no rote menorization whatsoever

Edit: I actually just read masculine is about 2x as common as other genders, so always guessing masculine should take you to 50% alone

There are some general guidelines, which hold true more often than not: https://germanwithlaura.com/noun-gender/

For example, planets that don’t end with an e and which aren’t Venus tend to be male

Wishing him a nu start

Oh wow, never thought to question that, but you’re right. In all “serious” zombie movies I can think of, the zombies rather seem to target the guts. I guess it looks better on film than them nibbling away at someone’s toes.

Danke für die Warnung - es war aber eher ein fehlgeschlagener Versuch mich witzig zu machen. Ich habe schon seit Jahren hier, und vorher auf Reddit mitgelest, aber habe mich nie so richtig getraut zu schreiben. Freihand geht das nicht ohne erhebliche Fehlere. Ich sehe das Zangendeutsch als ein wichtiger Dialekt. Ich habe schon Assi-Deutsch studiert, und mit einigen Kollegen diggazen wir uns schon unter einander. Halt Teil der Integration!

I had no idea Captain Todger was in the German parliament

Auf jeden Fall, guten Appetit!

Ist halt kein normaler Rechner, meine Schoßspitze hat sogar „KI”