Welcome back, certified pogchamp.

For sure, if it weren’t for the money, I would have high tailed it out of here years ago.

Same with Florida, and they can’t blame all of it on chuds moving here. I doubt the numbers would add up.

Democrats need to come to terms with the fact that they completely disenfranchised the working class, but they won’t.

Do you have orgs near you? Hell, even the DSA. Just somewhere you can start making in person leftist friends.

Even if you don’t manage to move out of state, it can really help your sanity.

Oh, I agree about Vermont being wonderful, I used to fantasize about that state back when I believed in Bernie. But last time I checked the housing market there, it wasn’t a matter of housing being too expensive, but literally nothing being on the market.

Admittedly, last time I checked was around covid. Now I’m checking Zillow and seeing roughly 2.3k units for sale across the entire state, which isn’t great, but at least moving there is possible again. Out of those units, roughly… 200ish are kind of affordable to the average single income household. If you’re not picky about being near a big city, it’s doable.

It sounds like you need to travel with more people, especially if the area you’re moving to is more expensive than your current place.

Personally, my plan has been taking so long because I needed to guarantee that at least one other person I could trust would move out of state with me and split rent for at least one lease. Well now I have a partner, and we might even have extra friends that want in on the move. The more people to split risks and costs with, the better, and we’ll have over a year to finalize details and make sure that at least half of us can get either out of state jobs or fully online jobs.

Either that or you’ll have to find someone that already lives in an area you like and is willing to take a chance on you, either as a roommate or more reliably as a partner. But that comes with its own risks.

I heard Vermont is one of the most difficult states to move to if you’re not already a multimillionaire. All housing is extra scarce there, even rentals. Much less affordable housing.

But if there’s a real path with farming or a large group of people all contributing, then go for it.

Libs got so cocky that they voted no to eliminating slavery in California.

Don’t believe me? Look up prop 6, it wasn’t even a close vote. America deserves Trump.

I’ll prioritize blood work before I make the decision, thank you.

I genuinely thought weed would do better than abortion, too. I guess some libs swallowed the copaganda about it.

What’s your general plan for getting out?

Having them all be cats was def the way to go vs the other one they generated.

If I could eat one vegetable for the rest of my life, it would be O N I O N

When my job had first aid training, I asked a similar question, and they said that as long as we were on company property we had to call 9/11 even if the person begs you not to and even if you’re willing to drive the person to the hospital yourself.

For liability reasons, obviously the company isn’t going to help you pay your medical bills or anything. Best case scenario, your teammates mass spam a donation email and you might get a couple hundred bucks for a several thousand dollar ambulance drive.

Kinda wish someone edited the second creepypasta face to frown.

No honey, you don’t understand! It’s my moral obligation to flip off that cybertruck driver!

I’m putting us in danger??? Sweetie that madman is putting everyone at danger just by driving that trash compactor on the highway!

(No spellcheck, I’m not capitalizing cybertruck, go fuck yourself.)

Bad Piss…Good Piss

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Holding in Your Piss Until it Hurts

I remember when I used to work hard in retail before I radicalized.

Ok, the depression hit first, but the radicalization made it last damn it.

Also, as a current office worker, I can absolutely confirm that even the hardest workers there only work a fraction as hard as the average retail worker, but guess who gets away with screaming and cussing at the other?

Wow you’re so cool unlike me, I literally shit my pants at mere mention of corpse.

OH FUCK I MENTIONED IT MYSELF, MY CHAIR IS RUINED WITH FRESH ANIMAL BYPRODUCT

Edit: Almost forgot, hope your burn heals up quickly.

Quarter life crises are basically expected now. I remember going through mine after I graduated college.