Getting home at 9:30 💀💀💀
Getting home at 9:30 💀💀💀
I be tiyord
And it’s my dad’s birthday (yay!) so I’m not gonna get back home until like 8 minimum (boo!)
You will NOT find my ass introducing myself to new people at work unless we’re directly working together or they seem very nice
Smirking at a nonexistent audience when I type “poundage” in a work document
Not really—carrying a balance and thus incurring interest doesn’t do anything good for your credit score despite it making the lender money. Utilization ratio is important but I think that’s more about statement balances and can still be maintained without paying interest
Site keeps logging me out >:(
Ah. Yeah that’s pretty hypocritical then
I mean organ meat like that is unusual from an American standpoint. Doesn’t mean it’s automatically bad or anything though
Bisexual king crimson be like
Said the straight man to the gay man
Where have you been?
I’ve been here and I’ve been there
And I’ve been on your peen
Common Cass W
88%
Bro went for the Heil Hitler Opening, Eichmann Variant (Goebbels Declined)
Fair! I just like how it’s the og “source: it was revealed to me in a dream”
geddy lee in the year 3000 be like (it’s the milkshake of paradise)
In college my teacher saw it as “man I’m suuuuch a good poet, I’m basically the most creative guy ever this stuff I thought up would blow your mind. Too bad I got interrupted so you’ll never be able to read it. But trust me, I’m basically the best to ever do it”
He could be one of those guys than finds a “mail this clause to us and you get $10,000” type thing
omg Mr. Transbian
My dad always said the commuter rail was much nicer than the light rail in the city. I largely brushed it off as slightly classist but just got onto a light rail car that smells like a zoo and am rethinking things