My god, I feel so seen. I’m coming up on a year unemployed. The job market really is that fucking bad

The Chinese empire was a powerhouse of intense creativity and philosophical thought, captured in historical documents produced centuries before the release of unrelated Belgian techno anthem “Pump Up the Jam.”

I hate how much this is me right now. I hate it here

If you feel you gotta vomit, you’re gonna have a bad Chyme

I’ll join 🙋🏻‍♀️

Man, I was at tumblr when this was being implemented. It was so fucking stupid and everyone knew it.

I lived in The Netherlands in 08-10 with my German boyfriend at the time and this just make me giggle because I completely understand this all these years later lol

This brings up a lot of guilt I have for killing so many spotted lantern flies. I hate that it’s so necessary

My gyno does this during my annual. Never thought it was unusual because it’s a part of my body that needs health checking too. Never thought about it not being common, that’s interesting that’s not more universal

My daughter poses for me too

It’s my guy!!

I miss his September 21st videos 😔

This absolutely applies to me. I’m so sick of computers and software and security and subscriptions and vendors. I just want my own animal sanctuary with chickens and otters and baby goats god dammit!

I’ve always said this was the start of our descend into the hellscape that we’re currently stewing in. Having Gore’s president, would have gotten strong internet/telecoms and environmental guardrails/legislation passed. At a time when we really needed to start addressing those things. Amongst many other things…

5 SCOTUS fucktards are responsible for where we are today. that’s my take at least.

Ha! I think I remember this photo. Was taken during lockdown. Was meant to convey ‘normalcy’

I’m so sorry this happened to you 💜

I’m so glad you asked! That little nub did eventually grow its last leaf and eventually fell off. So I was back to full nub. So I decided dig her up because I was really curious to see what the heck was going on with the root structure.

And man when I saw all the BABIES this mother had birthed. It was like a tiny potato harvest. I had at least 10 bulbs in the soil. So I nursed them. Some of them didn’t make it but some of them look like the big one you see here. Unfortunately it seems mother nubby is on her way out. She sprouted teeny leaf but that little leaf was very little and met its final demise by the hand of my new kitten crew. I need to dig it up again and see what brewing under ground.

These grow incredibly slow but there is promise that mama has passed on some strong children.

Please ignore the tape. I have some naughty diggers in this house haha.

Ask me again in another year of there progress!

When someone says pay the cat tax…

You don’t hesitate