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lol of course this is the kind of misogynistic dork that hides behind a picture of Ryan Gosling online.

Okay but if you find a ghost ship trapped in orbit around Neptune called the Event Horizon DO NOT GO INSIDE!

I’ll second that recommendation. It’s a fantastic series, but oh boy does it get crazy (in the best way possible).

So let me get this straight, the companies that raised their prices based on Trump’s tariffs get to apply for a refund with no requirement to lower prices and pass that refund on to the consumers who actually had to pony up the money at the ‘cash register’ every day. Once again, corporations get an undeserved bailout while the American consumer gets shafted. Typical.

Well, we know that’s a lie. It could not possibly be more obvious when Donald Trump is not the author of a post. There are countless examples of posts that were clearly not written by the Very Stable Genius.

This movie is going to give me nightmares, and I’m here for it.

Wu-Tang is for the children lemmings.

“I mean look at this thing, I can’t imagine a more beautiful thing. It’s corn!” - Corn Kid from that viral video (2022)

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Where are all the “no new wars” and “the President of peace” dipshits now?

Remember in 8 Mile when Cheddar Bob shot himself in the leg with his own gun? Same thing. The only difference here is Cheddar Bob was a lovable idiot instead of a fascist.

Wait, so the winner of the first and last FIFA Peace Prize is starting a war again? How curious.

Southernplayalisticadillacmuzik by Outkast and Return to Cookie Mountain by TV on the Radio.

We here at EvilDork Corp believe the future is in the Torment Nexus!

This is the least of our concerns if Paramount Skydance gets their way, but god dammit… Superman II is going to just be a solo movie for Homelander from The Boys, isn’t it?

Wouldn’t it be great if we actually blocked these mergers rather than bend over backwards to accommodate them?

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Good riddance. I haven’t given them a dime since their new CEO tried to make his mark at the company by introducing dynamic pricing price gouging.

Apparently that POS left Wendy’s in July 2025 and now works at The Hershey Company, but the damage is done. I’m never going back. There are better local burger joints around here anyway.