Riffraffintheroom [none/use name]

Find out what they seem most passionate about and get them talking about that. Ask questions and try to illicit some sort of deeply held or very sincere statement or beliefs, at which point shout “AND TO THAT I SAY:” and make a huge loud fart.

Sometimes a cigar is a cigar AND a dick

Probably that sexy rabbit from zootopia. Hey guys is it okay to like her even though she’s a cop?

Keksburg

This reeks of 4chan

If he’d just thrown in a “now beat it, buster” there’d be no recovery

A Thiel/Vance vs Musk power struggle over who can wield more influence over the puddle of tapioca that is Trump’s mind is a possibility I had not considered, but it is extremely stupid and so will probably happen.

You’re probably joking, but I actually just shuddered.

The problem is the aesthetic of farmers markets? Get the fuck offline

Keeners. They’re all fucking keeners.

This is how people used to talk about Breaking Bad after a new episode

I want that dolphin-looking pervert from Scandal

Follow, only animators, musicians and tattoo artists and it becomes tolerable. Except maybe don’t and just use Cara to look at art, because it has stuff built in that keeps art from being scraped for AI

The Kids in the Hall is the only worthwhile project Lorne Michaels has ever been attached to

Mostly, yeah

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d-did I trigger you a-snowflake?!???

The joke sucked. Just take your L and go.

Still sucks

My clockwork orange conditioning would be a reading of this over footage of violence.

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What would you call a machine that routinely and predictably produces evil outputs with marginal differences between them? How reliable of an evil-producer does this machine have to be before you recognize that the production of a certain type of evil is the machine’s purpose?