Well then, thanks to my dogs, I guess most days my gender is also “hair ball”

Pros:

You get to see a neat dragon

You no longer have to deal with gestures broadly at everything

Cons:

Uhhhhhhhh… Ummmm… Ohfuck… It might hurt in the 0.281 seconds it takes your skull to melt?

When my wife and I were living in a basement, I made a fake window out of an old TV I had. High CRI led strips, a lace curtain, and some leveling later and we had a nice light source that made it feel less depressing in our room.

We aren’t in a basement anymore, but in winter I put the fake window in the real window around 430ish. It helps with seasonal depression a bit, but I miss actual sunlight every year. Especially now that I have a job that has me inside, away from windows, from before sunrise to after sunset.

As I like to say, “you can always put more clothes on. You can only take so much off before the cops show up.”

kick off a civil war

looks around at “detention” camps

looks around at military being moved around in preparation for things

looks around at states invading other states with their own guard members

looks around at civilians being executed on camera in the streets by government-backed SS-style secret police

My brother/sister/non-binary in the flying spaghetti monster, we are there. Whether it’s one-sided or not is going to be the real question.

I hear their rival school, “Most Precious Crip School” has been killing it in sports this year.

Who doesn’t want to dress up their cowboy before going bang bang?

I somehow read this as “who doesn’t want to dress up their cowboy before a gang bang” and honestly… It only slightly sounded odd.

Tally ho, motherfucker

A good day to own a cannon, for self-defense. As the founding fathers intended.

Every republican that talks shit about gun control, I roll with it and see how far they’ll agree with me.

“hell yeah, the government shouldn’t be allowed to control our guns!”

“fucking politicians always getting scared of people just for owning and carrying guns. They don’t kill you by accident!”

“anti-gun nut Ronald Reagan got scared of people walking around open carrying, and he fucked California up with gun control while Governor! Brought it to Washington with him, too! cites laws signed by Reagan”

I lose a lot of the with this one. Somehow Ronald Reagan is their idol?

“yeah man, if they can take a trans persons guns, they can take yours too!”

That last one is where I lose almost all of them.

If there is a hell, Ronald Reagan is getting pineapple’d with Hitler, Margaret Thatcher, and Charlie Kirk.

Haha yeah I bet he hasn’t pooped in two or thr… checks conveniently placed paper calendar on the wall

Oh… Oh god…

This decade has been the longest century of my life.

Ah, ad hominem attacks because you can’t counter anyone’s points.

I see my maga boomer comment was spot on.

Well in part, humanity is nazis…

You’ll go about spouting things as if they are facts, and when questioned you simply hand-wave them away as if checks comments “being old” and “being disabled” are in any way supporting your point.

You sound exactly like my MAGA in-laws.

Yes, capitalism bad, but uhhhhh

You’ll get it if you survive to my age.

OK boomer

Please don’t, critters live in them thar meadows

Then maybe some sort of united peace-keeping organization consisting of many nations should step in (and actually do something other than stand around), and not one single country with a habit of meddling in the middle east (everywhere really, but it seems we have a 60-year hard-on for the middle east in particular)

Regulations and unions were the compromise to dragging owners out in the street and beating them to within an inch of death. (which side of that line they land on is entirely up to the anger of the crowd)

Me, at 7:01 Monday morning:

As anyone should.

If the US attacks anyone, it is an act of war, and the US should be treated accordingly by the rest of the world.