Believing in politicians is a fool’s errand.

Elect people who are scared of you.

Ugh

My parents have a bottle of champagne in their fridge labeled “When he’s gone”

I’ll just drink whatever is in my house.

What fact?

Also known as

You are so lucky to have that in your backyard. Even with the mosquitos.

Sincerely,

The suburbs

Chicken Tax

AKA why America never got the Hilux

It’s America.

Let’s not get our hopes up

Yeah. Got a loaner car from Volvo and even as a “compact” it’s bigger than my 10 year old car in my garage.

There’s a stupid EPA rule that needs to go away like the chicken tax.

I want an America with mass transit for all and highways with no speed limit.

Ew no

So what’s the word for the weirdo who wants a dumpy, mostly broken fartbox of a car that they fix themselves who wants public transit and protected bike lanes and stricter licensing requirements so that there are fewer idiots on the road who don’t know how to zipper merge?

It means the fediverse is gaining cred

As a carbrain I also prefer protected lanes to paint

Americans: “buht mah clawawk only goez ta twellevv”

If Obama loathed America I’d respect him more

Yay.

Election season.

People telling me to vote blue no matter who like I haven’t been doing that since I was 18.

And I’m fucking old.

Not to mention the arguments. People just mad everywhere.

I love politics and don’t hate this stupid game I’m forced to play and always lose.

What a stupid world.

Zero training and a decent reason not to call any produce organic

At the end when he drops the flare and the wizened old man in the hold says “oh thank god”

Fucking awesome

This election in Maine is everything I hate about politics.