My friend showed me IT crowd for the first time and I loved it, but then we got to That Episode

Their thuggish displays of intimidation, our rare flexes

They know the US mercenaries and 45 year old conscripts they’ve been loosening the rules to allow are rocket food in their first major engagement with an opponent that isn’t farmers in flip flops.

Germany is so happy they get to support another genocide while also calling everyone else antisemitic. They’re like a cat rolling around in catnip, they’re really feeling themselves rn

That’s the kind of energy we need over here

Just the big ones, most days. What is consciousness, why are we here, what’s the point, how does one reconcile the importance of love with an uncaring nightmare universe where almost everything must kill to survive, etc

What is the weird childish liberal need to reduce everything to good guys and bad guys and what’s “right and wrong” (as if we, the genocidal collective west could recognize either at this point) without ever looking into the facts, the history of a place or what the people living there have decided already. This is a conversation about geopolitics, about the logical and predictable working of state machinery. “Justified” is not a word that means anything in this field. You might as well hold up everything to weepily condemn the authoritarianism of physics. Something either is or it isn’t. “Right” is a nonsense hueristic in this situation. Might makes reality.

Representative of government currently separating tens of thousands of families at US border thinks we should talk about all this awful family separation somewhere else, definitely isn’t just scared of being militarily embarrassed by Hezbollah

Why the fuck would they? Why would anyone count on the US to do anything other than incubate new pandemics?

Evil principal in a 90s TV movie

A) No he isn’t, you made that up to have an excuse to retreat from the argument you’re losing

B) OH GOD NOO NOT THE GENOCIDAL POLITICANS NOOO

Good German.

I don’t know, I seem to remember it being used to aid about 270 people off this mortal coil a couple weeks ago

I am going to become the hazmat-clad joker.

“Nuclear armed rogue state deploys aircraft carrier to occupied territory in show of intimidation to international meeting”

I could’ve sworn they did this at the start of the war? Or maybe that was a one-time executive type deal

Organ-selling settler state pointing fingers around the world

Lol @ the handwringing libs who think this isn’t the foundations of the privileged world they live in

I get it though, I grew up in the US after 9/11 so of course I was propagandized to hell and back like every other kid. The number of times i heard adults just flat out advocate for a nuclear holocaust of the middle east… When you’re so young, and so used to being given logical-sounding reasons to cheer for the imperial boot, it’s shocking to see people who actually ARE fighting for their freedoms, and doubly shocking when you see that they don’t comport to our conditioned, pampered habit of pretending to be morally better than their opponents. They don’t need to pretend like we need to, because their opponents are the people doing genocide and not some poor dirt farmers. But lest you think I don’t have a consistent stance on this, let me break it down:

-Death sucks

-It’s bad when families are killed

-it’s good when nazis are killed, because then they can no longer kill families

-Ergo it’s fine to celebrate and depict fascist death, in the same way you would depict a firetruck hosing down a flaming building; both are depictions of the saving of life.

I’m not making an account on your instance to read and reply to anything, so know that before anyone starts going all Winston Churchill at the upsetting prospect of dead fascists.

“How about Chyna, will you let us invade Mexico if we say they’re in cahoots with Chyna?”

What’s this?