Time to start cranking out those 20x gravity handstand pushups

Better than a car selfie featuring a hat and sunglasses.

It’s a slice about nothing

Imagine spez having nightmares about the loss of all this beanposting

As always, the real tips are in the comments

Your parents… live… together? And they… talk to each other?? But that only happens on TV!

Lemmy has been giving me Old Internet Forum vibes so far and I love it. The shift towards centralized corporate homogeneity over the last 15ish years has been a horror show to watch and it feels like it’s starting to crumble a bit, which I’m eager to see happen.

To me it feels like texting an ex after a breakup. I know I shouldn’t but…

Dragon’s Dogma: Dark Arisen

If I remember correctly, they say that the rocks in the cavern are merely “the most delicious”. So this is really the equivalent of a kid opening the fridge and seeing that they’re out of pizza rolls and whining that there’s nothing to eat.

First they came for the vanilla, and I said nothing…

Good to be here. Things are moving fast with all these apps. This is all very exciting and promising.

Hey I just wanna say it’s good to be back! I’ve been having 196 withdrawals.

Liftoff is my favorite so far. It’s the closest to Infinity for Reddit, which is where I’m migrating from.

I’ve been watching through Babylon 5 for the first time and it’s so good. I was aware of it when it was running in the 90s but I wasn’t big into scifi TV shows at that point. I’ve watched through Star Trek TNG like 3 times (until they took it off Netflix) and The Orville twice (until I cancelled Hulu).

After I get through Babylon 5 I will choose between X-Files and Stargate SG-1, two other 90s shows I slept on. Overall I’m loving this. Because it’s all new to me, and yet it’s nostalgic at the same time. I remember the ads for all these shows, I recognize a lot of the actors from other things.

As a person who really gets stuck in his ways and hates having to change things if I don’t have to, here I am on Lemmy. I’m ready to settle in.

Which logically means we will reach a critical point where the entire human race is involved in the production of Batman reboots.

Liftoff, because my phone is apparently too old for Jerboa