Idk I’ve been getting away with it

That’s why you get a fleshlight

I did for a few years.

I mean yeah, fair

My stupid dog Vs squirrels

Location: backyard

Result: Strategic retreat of squirrels

I recall some user on here going on a rant that nobody should ever have a career as an artist or be famous as an artist far outside of their place of residence and said Picasso should be a coal miner.

Laozi

Funny coming from a guy who rode an ox to India

I think they’re joking

At least two were on here and they sounded pretty serious.

I can perhaps understand the analysis that modern bourgeois tourism isn’t really sustainable, but I think “never leave the commune you were born in” is a little radical. The USSR actually had a good variety of travel within the Union, Cuba has state run beach resorts, I think there can be a sustainable model of tourism.

Tbf, Chongqing seems a lot cleaner than NYC.

I’ve seen leftists online (seemingly) un-ironically say travel is oppressive and all people should never venture more than 50 miles from their place of birth.

But how will I resist my treatlerite tendencies???

It was all a trap to out me as a treatlerite and dump me

Oh, is that not normal

“Sir, please leave the hospital grounds.”

“But I just wanna see the babies!”

How much?

her: take me right now

“an asshole”.

Hey now he paid for half.

Okay, true story from my trashy punk phase

(CW: discussion of sex)

YES!

Gonna make one of those AI “meow meow” covers but for the Soviet National Anthem.