when you realize this it makes a lot more sense how fucked up the world is, of course everyone’s going to be miserable when they’re evolved to have sex at least 3 times per day with 5 different people and yet things look like they do!
i mean yeah, if your tribe goes around raping other tribes’ women that’s going to get everyone you know and love put on the “kill on sight” list.
i mean porcinis really are basically impossible to get wrong, presuming it’s the same as here in sweden there is like 1 species that will give you stomach issues and it’s fucking bright red. Again it depends on area but here it’s literally as simple as “if the underside of the hat looks like a sponge, it’s safe to eat” and a proper food-quality species will taste nice and nutty.
IMO the best usage of mushrooms is drying them and putting them in stuff like stew and sauce, either in big chunks so it gets a meat-like texture or ground up to maximize flavour extraction.
my conclusion is that they’re a feature of our evolution that helps the species identify dangerous things, either they eat a mushroom and explode and the rest of the tribe can go “holy fuck don’t eat that mushroom” or they go alone on a run through the forest and get mauled by a tiger and the rest of the tribe goes “holy fuck a tiger time to leg it in the opposite direction while it’s busy eating Fred”
it’s like eating random meat from the ground, it’s impossible for you to know what the fuck species it is or even if it’s all a single species.
also even completely safe raw mushrooms are kinda difficult for us to digest, especially when not used to it, so do be prepared for some stomach annoyances if you pick 5 liters of boletes and chow down on it…
the general rule is “look up what is 100% safe and trivial to identify with 0 toxic lookalikes in your area, from several sources you trust with your life. Don’t touch anything else out there.”
i prefer worchestershire
POWER WORD:
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good things lawns don’t have to just be grass, over here lawns have at least like 5-6 species in them and as a result the only thing that makes it look bad is mowing too much.
like i’ve seen people talk about how mossy lawns will dry out and die but it’s just bog standard to have mossy lawns with 0 shade around here, the diversity in the soil makes everything more robust.
go forbid your yard not be a sterile wasteland
hi can you please start by obliterating the concept of just arbitrarily slapping diacritics onto letters to make words look cool?
i love the concept of animals getting zooted on nectar so they end up drunkenly pollinating flowers until they snap out of the daze and wonder where the fuck they are
is GW2 the one where quests just get beamed into your head when you cross a border?
you can source second hand fabrics lol
here, wear my beret when you’re next to the person i should shoot
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i love how the collective instinctive reaction to this is “dick tho” 🙏
i mean, dig holes? obviously?
the fuck kinda question is this