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Usually doesn’t do it for me. Trying to do a keagle without using any other muscles can almost instantly kill it sometimes, tho. I hear it’s also great for avoiding incontinence and ED as you get older as well.

Ouroboros type beat, power breeds pests gang wya

To be 18 and not realize how fuckin raw that shit gets for everyone after about 45 minutes unless you reapply religiously like a goth at the beach 😂

Big dog I’m pushing 30 😭 I have noticed they usually don’t happen when I’m standing, only when I’m seated for a long enough time.

this is way too fucking real i hope the random no reason public ones disappear entirely when this happens i love homeboy but goddamn he gets on my nerves

I mean I’m absolutely going to be feeding it as much dogshit as possible, personally.

…didn’t I see Nicki Minaj with it? Is it… Is the one person fucking Nicki Minaj???

Lot of Seegar, oops. Guatanamara is beautiful, and Cielito Lindo. Makes me ashamed of being a filthy one-language-knower.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=41N8EHzZL78. (Cielito Lindo)

I ditched mine when I was I think 13. Rip fruitsalad01 lol

Sure, if you’re new, maybe stopping to double check that you did your due diligence and aren’t in a rough spot, maybe once but KEPT😭💀 by the second time I’d be so fucking angry my god

I’ll never forget being in Charleston SC and eating two hot dogs, one with chili and coleslaw and the other with like fucking eight ounces of Mac and cheese.

They were also called like the Aretha Franklin and Frankie Muniz or some shit it was absolutely wonderful shout-out perfectly franks lol

An old cellphone makes a decent one too. I heart VLC

Insert Ukrainian meme from like 3 years ago of “we are very lucky they are so fucking stupid”

Me when my poor transwoman homie has a Palantir ad up her butt and I gotta help scoop it out like a toy without a flared base😓

Ecoterrorism til death. Lol. Such a funny joke.

Unrelatable since I got a septum ring. Why so many boogies

Allegedly it’s sold like a spice in NK but honestly at this point I have no idea what to believe or not believe when I hear something about anything there. Which is probably intended but still lol

I regularly do the same thing lmao. Do people forget Walter SA’s her as well at one point?? Or do we think it’s one of those “well he didn’t actually do the thing so it didn’t actually count” situations 😬😬 crime media problem.

I love typical toxic male movies so much, and I love talking about them with other men. It started with Scarface (dude, he personally murders his fucking sister and best friend! And then gets shot to death, and even if he lives, he’d have lost everything!) and has lately wound up in Fight Club (dude did you clock out of the dialogue like 15 minutes in and just wait for the next fight??)

The conversation usually ends with me being told I didn’t understand the film lol

And yet another reason my wife should be supreme overlord of the world, I see

I have said more than once that international conflict needs to be resolved by more head of state on head of state boxing matches instead of ridiculous bombing campaigns that mostly kill civilians who, in my experience as one myself, have a near universal opinion of “basically all war is stupid”