I’m amazed nobody 1) noticed the smell 2) didn’t realise someone had been using a tanning bed for that long.

Death has a very specific smell. It’s not one you forget quickly.

And came 3rd in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike competition!

Shit, these things were fed tweezers, but what if they develop a taste for human flesh?

Ah, the Hopoate

Watched it a few months ago, still a great movie.

The fucking time machine sequence at the end, oh my God.

Obviously ‘did their research’ hahahhahahahh

Halo.

Agreed… But still.

Biden didn’t run either

I’m a straight milquetoast white bloke so I can’t really talk, and I’m not American so I didn’t really have a say, but I feel so sorry for everyone effected by this.

The US just turned around and put themselves back 70 years, if not more. How fucking hard is it to accept people for who they are? Is that country really so self centered and stupid?

An Arkansan once told me that Florida was America’s armpit.

Knowing the Catholic Church, this is a chicken or the egg moment.

Good point! Let me rephrase. 😁

You’ve dropped the ball, America. Don’t trip over it, faceplant and give yourself permanent brain damage.

The rest of the world is watching, America.

Don’t fuck this up.

The Only Thing They Fear Is Snooze

… No shit?

I mean, if it WAS a speaker?

The Only Thing They Fear Is You.

CALL THE LOCKSMITH!!!

You forgot to roll for initiative!