All penises are shaped like mushrooms, sir. Mine is no different.

GOD BLESS AMERICA!

Sending people to blacksites is a lot harder than you think, folks! There’s a LOT of paperwork!

BOTTOMS UP AND THE DEVIL LAUGHS

no

you first!! we can compare sizes!!!

IN THE FLESH AND BLOOD BABY!!!

NICE TRY PRESIDENT XI!!! AMERICA WILL NEVER FALL!!!

What kind of question is this? Is this how you people get your kicks? I CHOOSE AMERICA!!!

I gotta say folks… he’s my one and only son and I love him… but he’s such a disappointment… biden takes it in 3.

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

Actually, don’t bother asking again!! YOU’RE FIRED!!!

How about asking again in english, wise guy? This is AMERICA!!! NOT COMMUNIST CHINA!!!

MY PRESIDENCY WILL BE THE WETTEST PRESIDENCY AMERICA HAS EVER SEEN! WE WILL NOT BE OUTDONE BY THE LIBERALS!!!

earn it yourself!

AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!!!