Hi life!

Make sure to use plenty of lube…

Such a great song! Great message about gaping too hard as well

The Shapest Lives In My Ass

Thank you!

It’s bad I have to ask this since I’ve been here almost 2 years BUUUUT

Is this something I do as an individual account or is this something that will be done by the shitjustworks admin?

Maybe we are going to see a unification of the world over this! Everyone rallies together to fight the U.S. tariffs, and then there’s no more U.S.! World peace at last. Thanks Trump!

Thought and prayers 🙏

I remember this quote from Blade 3!

Wouldn’t one float ass up in this scenario?

… is that a bug, or a feature? You decide!

I’ve been a homeless teen, thankfully it was over a decade now though.

Shit sucked. I get angry when I hear people make excuses about how homeless people are just lazy or trying to rip you off somehow. Like stfu you have no idea what it’s like!

They don’t even cook it?! As a vegan this is probably the most horrifying thing I’m going to see all day

I mean, you can smoke anything so why not?

I finally understand! The U.S. broke a window which was actually a mirror and got a bunch of bad luck!

The bad luck caused Trump to be elected!

It’s all due to the secret mirror window breakers society!

BOYCOTT MIRRORWINDOWS PEOPLE!

I didn’t know Starfleet was so progressive about weed!

Edit: just make some more in the replicator!

These three lines bring me back!

My love for you is like a truck

My love for you is making fuck

I’m with you

STILL. DOWN. WTF

Hypnotist iirc, but still relevant