“I worked hard to get the chance to kill people with drones” - Barack Obama
This is anti hot couch guy discrimination
Another banger
Looking at this image and then levitating off my bed like Jesse in Breaking Bad doing heroin for the first time
Just checked in too and some dork is talking about Jan 6th like it was a massive terrorist attack, not sure what else I expected tbh
“That’s crazy man… Hey, do they have weed on Cardassia?”
Yeonmi Park is freaking Ron Weasley
I thought he was a jacked Yoda but he’s actually some other kind of alien, disappointing
Also activists spent decades making huge sacrifices fighting for LGBTQ rights only for homophobic Democrat politicians like Hilldawg to come along and take all of the credit.
Had to have high high s for a living
Combine all of these things into a casserole
Another day spent wishing that China, Russia and Iran would actually pay me for being obnoxious to liberals online
What’s Up With Capitalism?
Me bombing at a stand up comedy open mic night
Same deal with Graham Linehan, who was previously known for making sitcoms that were incredibly popular in Britain and Ireland
Living that Notch life where she’s richer than Midas but lives alone in a decaying, impractically large property because she’s insufferable to spend any time with.
What none of Mama’s Pasta Fazool does to a mf
Late night turbo shidding does hit different (in a bad way)