And I saw one of the babies then one of the baby heads looked at me.

AOC: doing a Tiktok dance with too many visible legs explaining why she had to vote for the invasion of Iran.
Modspawn on HB: “It’s sexist to criticize her 6-foot footwork”

“In this house we worship satan and insects.”

Crafting a triangle chart with Clown, Mime, and Jester at the corners and explaining how this chart encompasses the entire psychic archetypes of humanity.

We’re karening PMCs. We’re eatin’ the bugs. We’re transmuting our souls into NFTs and replacing our limbs and organs with autoparts. We’re ZOI(zone of intrest)-Zionist fascist freaks staring at Amazon packages until they catch on fire.

Tried telling the divorce court judges but I keep getting Monists who say the universe is one single thing and dividing it is thus legally arbitrary.

I think my ex/wife is a secret Zenonian. She keeps tricking me (4 times now) into remarrying her with some soft words and a sexy wink and taking half of my money, saying “I’ll never take all of your money, don’t worry.”

Shopaholics under the dark trance of Treatler.

Now you know

Because Mattpat is a fucking moron. Hence he did a “which Nintendo character would best survive the pandemic” video or something and when people said how bad taste it was he switched the thumbnail to Mario having a surgical mask/N95 and I think he removed/added COVID to the title.

quadfinity

“Human beings inhabit a universe that they would be justified in calling malevolent if it could be shown to have an author (which, to them, it does not).”
-Dienstag

They’re probably more likely to nuke if they think they can’t take China because they"re sore losers. They might be like “there’s always tomorrow” otherwise. But to know they’ve lost would probably trigger a “everyone needs to die with me” narcissit’s reflex in them.

LDP, isn’t it?

My Dog Tulip about conservative gay BBC propagandist and his quest to drown puppies as a heart-warming tale.

Us after the Epstein Coalition-caused WW3.

Ophelia’s loss prevention now is just some doppleganger of a companion of yours who tries to trick you into dying. Doesn’t work. I still walked out with like 3 cases of unscanned ginger ale.

Gift for my sister.

The Animal Crossing pattern is from AliExpress. I can probably link it if you want. The brown part is felt.

Caitlin R. Kiernan