I tried to get my job to setup outlets. I just wanted a 120V regular plug. Anything helps when your car is just sitting there. They said no. I told a Doc who had just bought an EV they won’t even tap in to the existing light wiring to add 120V. 3 months later 12 spots with level 2 charging. Since i work 12hr shifts, I try to space my days so I can charge up for free and won’t need a charge for a day or 2 depending on how much I drive.

I also carry an extension cord and park near an outlet on those rare occasions I eat out. No one cares. Maybe management, but its " I’m sorry.i didn’t know I couldn’t do that." Act embarrassed pay for my meal and quickly leave. It’s like siphoning gas out of company vehicles. Fuck em.

Hey. HEY. FUCK WHAT YOURE DOING! Im going to eat. Watch my back

I KNEW that fucking pixel moved!

Or just a speaker that can play off a USB stick.

I cant remember if it was a daily show correspondent or one of those comedians that goes to Trump rallies specifically to troll, but they interviewed someone that said business was booming under trump. It was about 6 months before covid hit, and they proudly said they were making about 4 times as much money under trump than under Obama. When asked what type of work, he said repo. The comedian just straight up busted out laughing in his face.

“It belongs in a MUSEUM!”

That’s too active. Dude goes up stairs huffing and puffing.

This is more his speed

You dont even have to use slop. Here’s trump struggling to breathe after walking up the white house steps.

If I remember correctly, Pythagoras sent someone south a ways to another city with an obelisk and asked them to measure the height of the object and its shadow. Dude calculated the circumference of the earth with basically long sticks.

God damn communists and intellectuals i tells ya! Fuck people with glasses too!

I guess his doc gave him 2 years to live

I actually derive better after a few drinks!

You get them mad enough, they’ll flow even if you thought there was enough of an air gap.

A year or 2 ago, some assholes were shooting substation in the hopes of causing major damage. Im sure data centers got a smaller version of this

Those 5 green blocks are radiators. One of those assholes shot and damage a few of the radiators at a critical substation. It caused power loss to about 7k people including schools and a hospital. The news story said they had to truck in temp substations until they got the new parts to repair. ETA was 6 months to a year.

Sorry, kinda went on a tangent. Good luck with your AI recipe that uses 5 gallons of salt or whatever.

I didnt really know my parents name until i got asked when I started school. I went, “uh, mom? Dad? What do you mean their names?”

Teacher: “You’re name is Timmy. Your parents also have names. Mom and Dad are their relation to you just like grandpa or aunt.”

I then got sent homework to my parents on learning all my family’s names, my address, phone number, etc.

Even the technical surrendered

Fresh out of high school, I got a job unloading 18 wheeler with produce. Boss only cared about the freezer using PPE and most just had the bottoms on.

Get strong

PSA: if you’re overwhelmed by your kid,this is common BTW, you can make sure they are in a safe place(crib, floor, whatever) and walk away and take a breather.

You can also do this with older kids. I told my kids im having a poo and just stay in the bathroom for 10 minutes. You cant take care of of things if you dont take care of yourself.