He/Him | Hu/En/some Jp | ASD | Bi | C/C++/D/C#/Java

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Cake day: March 16th, 2024

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  • > be me 34
    > decide to look for a hag around my age
    > most of them have at least one kid, usually the annoying kind, and only see you as a babysitter
    > same ones are also super focused on their kids, no hobbies, no interests, no life
    > most of them seem to be super conservative
    > some of them are so bigoted they can only talk about "those people"
    > finally found someone who's bearable for more than 20 minutes
    > never mind, she's alcoholic
    > finally found someone not alcoholic and is bearable for even more time
    > never mind, she's both 300+km away and also married
    How do I find hot singles on the fediverse? I'm not reinstalling Tinder!