Staff protecting users with tendencies is what I heard and I know it’s true in the case of one particular user who

They have some allegations that make me feel like this is a good thing

They didn’t explain what eating dark web did

Where was my invite to the gay alt girl party

mmmmmmmfdddgmd,ramen pool

Why does hexbear keep telling me to read One Piece

why is the hamas upside down?

It’s been 4 years and I still start typing chapochat in the url bar before I remember it’s hexbear

I don’t know when or where this “computer toucher” business started but I want it to be clear that I touch computers in a sexy and fun way.

airbags are cartoonish someone asked “how do we protect drivers from the impact of a crash?” and someone replied “let’s put a big balloon in our cars!” and you crash and you land in the balloon and you look around with your face morphed into a dinner plate

if i click on your video and you try to sell me premium nutsack trimmers and perfumes i will find your mother on facebook and send her a link to your little ad read skit stop fucking with me

did something cool happen hexbear broke

I assumed it was drawn by someone making a point about artists comparing their art to others, because that’s how I see it used

what the hell are you doing here