arigato mr. roboto

robespierre: “ah shit, here we go again!” prepares the guillotine

well…business as usual with nintendo

it’s kinda weird that people that were genocide victims for ethnic and economic reasons would do another genocide against people with nothing to do with their original killers for ethnic and economic reasons even when they know how horrible is a genocide by ethnic and economic reasons…

so…it’s like the unicorn lair report about DPRK? just a bad translation?

wait a minute, windows being crap is INTENTIONAL?

ah, that game for the kids right now…sounds like another crappy version of fortnite, but this time with pokemons and graphics of genshin impact. i’m not interested

he’s too powerful!

well…you have a point too

it’s difficult to dismiss this as fake, after remembering the wristbands of “live strong” (well…those were for charity, but alas) or the fidget spinner

he killed them with their weather control!

well…i think it’s not betrayal as much it is apathy because ukraine didn’t achieve its purpose: destroy russia

“just wait until we defeat those pesky palestinians, putin!. and you’ll see!”

-NATO, probably

all you had to do was remake the damn san andreas in 4k, rockstar!

well…steemit isn’t the open directory search engine btw. but thanks for the warning

god of war ragnarok

even when it’s a jaded kratos with a teenager son eager for war, the lore is interesting

we will make frypans great again! we will make a wall outside chiyo’s house and we will make her pay for it!

it seems that marxist shitposters were the bourgueoisie all this time!

“i didn’t hate capitalism until i put on the mask”

-sakaki loves cute stuff, and probably wants to be an ambientalist

-ayumu knows about unexpected stuff, so she probably has read all the books of das kapital and she knows how marx wanted to end it

-chiyo is a petit-bourgueois studying in burguerland, so she probably will be an alt-righter